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  <title>Samantha</title>
  <subtitle>Samantha</subtitle>
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    <name>Samantha</name>
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  <updated>2009-08-07T23:29:47Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:34581</id>
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    <title>In case you didn't see Lori's post.</title>
    <published>2009-08-07T23:29:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-07T23:29:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Tonight:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c328/maddieh1979/august7.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then tomorrow:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c328/maddieh1979/august8.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should be back to my normal self by tonight, so I'm planning on raging in a very extreme manner this weekend.  Come party.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:31625</id>
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    <title>As if tour stress wasn't enough, there's this.</title>
    <published>2009-03-24T20:57:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-24T21:11:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I hate it.  I hate it.  I hate everything.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:31038</id>
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    <title>Help?</title>
    <published>2009-03-19T17:25:27Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-19T17:25:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I think you have a problem when, after realizing that you left your credit card, any and all cash, I.D. and cell phone at home, your number one worry is not being able to buy a cup of coffee for the morning.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:30363</id>
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    <title>Ugh!</title>
    <published>2009-03-12T16:57:00Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-12T16:57:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Fuck life!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. My head hurts!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. I'm hungover!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. I'm sleep-deprived!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. I hate cops!  I saw at least 8 cops on my half-drunk drive to work this morning; on motorcycles, in cars, riding bikes.  Driving on my best behavior while experiencing numbers 1-3 is not fucking fun!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Our 7 inch jackets are delayed.  Fuck!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. This coffee tastes like shit!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Did I mention I hate fucking cops!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And out of all these things, something that isn't even on this list is bothering me the most.  Why do the most trivial of problems always have the most importance?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need to prioritize, for real.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:30059</id>
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    <title>It's official.</title>
    <published>2009-03-11T22:45:58Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-11T22:45:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Mundo Muerto, coming to a town near you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/6/l_b145c5a7002a43c4a2be82eba52923bc.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:29250</id>
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    <title>We're playing this show on Saturday.</title>
    <published>2009-02-26T19:43:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-26T19:43:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It's a day show, but for some reason we're going on around 7 pm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/oldhcdude/2009/FLYERS2009/oldHCSHOW2-1.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:28833</id>
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    <title>We're playing Threat Fest tomorrow.</title>
    <published>2009-02-19T17:29:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-19T17:39:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">We have a couple of new songs, and a cover.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Party on, Wayne...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_13e30d545bc54412929cfbf29ddc8eff.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:28629</id>
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    <title>Room and board.</title>
    <published>2009-02-02T21:15:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-02T21:15:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">If anyone knows someone who would like to sublet my room for the month of April, let me know.  I will have furniture, a television, a DVD player and books to entertain your everyday living needs.  It's $475 for the entire month, but I'm willing to accept less if need be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FREELOADERS: If I can't find anyone to rent my room, I'm locking the door, taking the key with me and placing Chris as my roomkeeper.  So, think again.</content>
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    <title>cosmeticxplague @ 2009-01-13T17:39:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-14T01:46:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-14T01:46:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">On Friday I will be flying to Waco, Texas, instead of driving to Las Vegas.  The only thing that I can take comfort in right now is that I probably will never be obligated to go to Waco again in my life after I depart back to LAX on Saturday evening.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You'd think that someone who has an absurd amount of black clothing would have more than enough items from which to choose to wear to a funeral.  You'd think.  I guess I have to go shopping.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:27611</id>
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    <title>Sigh.</title>
    <published>2009-01-12T20:00:56Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-12T20:00:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">When it rains, it pours.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:27228</id>
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    <title>Drama.</title>
    <published>2009-01-05T18:29:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-05T18:48:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I can't do much aside from "lol" at this point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the meantime, catch these events:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b258/WastedDream/lebtotflier.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saturday, January 10 - Lebenden Toten and Nerveskade @ my house, around 6 pm.  It's a secret, or something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b258/WastedDream/sundayjan11th.jpg"&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:26851</id>
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    <title>War is oblivion...</title>
    <published>2008-12-29T21:48:56Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-05T18:49:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7803711.stm"&gt;The worst violence Gaza has seen since 1967.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy Holidays.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:24952</id>
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    <title>Election Day, 4 years later.</title>
    <published>2008-11-05T01:55:17Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-05T01:56:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A little over four years ago, I posted the following in this journal:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Are you registered to vote? Are you registered to vote? Areyouregisteredtovote?&lt;br /&gt;But Bush is going to win if you don't vote.&lt;br /&gt;But you have to participate in the system.&lt;br /&gt;This is your only chance in the next four years to make a difference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;SHUTTHEFUCKUP.&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If someone else knocks on my door asking me if I'm registered I am going to scream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since I don't vote I guess that makes me a BAD person.&lt;br /&gt;I get it, I get it. Not wanting some authoritarian asshole making decisions for me and knowing the policies and decisions and fuck ups of each candidate more than most registered voters do and knowing that historically when anarchists have worked too closely with the left they are left defeated and in some cases slaughtered more than most anti-capitalists who endorse voting do makes me apathetic and stupid.&lt;br /&gt;But if I hear one more time about how it is my state-given "right" to choose someone to rule over me and how there is no way other than voting to change things, I'm out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter who you vote for, government wins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck all presidents."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's good to know that after 4 years, I've never given myself up.  A little more coherent, understanding and a lot less bitter than I was back then, but I'm an anarchist for life.</content>
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    <title>Yesterday, I learned:</title>
    <published>2008-09-29T18:25:31Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-29T18:46:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">1. It's probably not a good idea to have 50+ drunk people at our house in the middle of the day, because we'll never get them to leave.&lt;br /&gt;2. Lock the door to my room so that multiple people can't have sex in my bed and knock over all my shit.&lt;br /&gt;3. The combination of Jagger and swimming the night before work is NOT a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;4. Assign a friend to be my pretend romantic interest of the night so that 18 year old pubescent boys don't attempt to hit on me.&lt;br /&gt;5. As always, drama-free is the way to be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I woke up this morning to a very loud crash of thunder followed by car alarms and heavy rain that seemingly came out of nowhere and told Jaime, who was sleeping next to me:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I hope the apocalypse happens right now, because I really don't want to go to work today."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His response:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Somehow, I don't think that's going to happen today, Sam."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And thus began my cranky, tired, hungover Monday morning.</content>
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    <title>Drama-free is the way to be.</title>
    <published>2008-09-25T23:41:41Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-29T18:37:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Jay Reatard - Hammer, I Miss You</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Yep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c328/maddieh1979/sept28.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:cosmeticxplague:22883</id>
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    <title>This weekend.</title>
    <published>2008-09-23T20:00:14Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-29T21:28:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I learned that some things are better left unsaid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi guys, I'm back.</content>
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    <title>And we'll never miss a party because we keep them going constantly...</title>
    <published>2005-02-07T04:42:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-07T05:23:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>1902 - Closed Door</lj:music>
    <content type="html">We're growing up too fast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I don't like it.</content>
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    <title>cosmeticxplague @ 2004-09-14T16:55:00</title>
    <published>2004-09-15T00:01:24Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-07T06:00:07Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Tragedy - Conflicting Ideals</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/municipalnoize/weatherman.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what to do.</content>
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    <title>Tales of Texas.</title>
    <published>2004-01-01T22:26:19Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-01T22:28:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;b&gt;Samantha.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I’m so glad you’re doing well in your school.  Going to college is so important because education is the key to getting a good job and making money.  And you can meet a nice, Christian man to spend your life with.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;What&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“We need to teach you how to iron.  You are going to have to iron your husband’s shirts or else he’s gonna kick you out.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;are&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“What are you going to do when you’re married?  You’re gonna have to cook food for you huuuuuusband and he won’t put up with the stuff you eat.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;you&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“You can’t just focus all your attention on the bad things in the world because it will make you feel miserable all the time.  You have to trust in the Lord.  You’re running around with the wrong people.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;going&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“A person can’t experience true love until they are married to someone and have children.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;to&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“So do you have a boyfriend up at your college?  Have you found a nice church?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;do&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Do you want some ice cream?”&lt;br /&gt;“You can eat chicken, can’t you?”&lt;br /&gt;“You can eat shrimp, can’t you?”&lt;br /&gt;“Well what the hell can you eat?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;with&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[peering at my high school graduation photo] “There were only two colored kids in your class?  Oh, there’s an Asian.  Does your college have a lot of colored kids?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;your&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Oh, political science.  So you’re going to be a politician.  What can you do with a degree in political science?  Can you do anything?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;life? &lt;/b&gt;</content>
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